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/nd/The Original Derpぬだえんぐ[Reply] [Watch] [Hide]
📌 STICKY/ Anons have adopted this dog /
silly pup does silly things. what is wrong with him?DerpDogOP!!woof.WOOF(Sun)04:20:00No.00000001OP
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Nudaeng - a silly dog with derp energy

>>00000000 greetings anons. you have found the sacred silly dog. do NOT scroll past. nudaeng is watching.

>be nudaeng

>am a golden retriever but also somehow a golden retriever shaped potato

>brain smoother than broth

>still the best boi

>receiving unrequited love from the board since 2024

This is Nudaeng. He is eternal. He is derp. He is perfect. The thread never dies because nudaeng never stops being silly. Welcome to the cult, anon. _

Anonymous(Sun)04:21:11No.00000002
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Nudaeng floating in the cosmos as king

>first for silly pup

checked and blessed. THIS IS THE DERP. THIS IS THE CHOSEN ONE. HOW IS HE SO STUPID YET SO PERFECT.

derp_hunter(Sun)04:22:47No.00000003
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Nudaeng being adored by a crowd

>tfw you found the perfect dog

this is unironically the best thing on the internet. nudaeng changed my life. i am posting in a legendary thread.

Nudaeng

JOIN THE NUDAENG COMMUNITY:

pump.funDexScreener

three links. no bullshit. just the goodest boy and his $NUDAENG token.

/biz/The $NUDAENG Economyトークン[Reply] [Watch] [Hide]
$NUDAENG — the token backed by a dog who doesn't understand what a token isWalletAnon!bags.heavy(Mon)09:00:00No.10000001OP
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Nudaeng pointing at a bullish chart

$NUDAENG launched on pump.fun with a total supply of 1,000,000,000 tokens. No founders, no team tokens, just pure derp energy. One billion units of silly dog coin, distributed fairly to whoever believes nudaeng is the best boy (everyone).

>should i buy this

nudaeng is eternal. the token is just paperwork. he exists beyond blockchain. yet here we are, blessed with both.

>is nudaeng gaining market share

nudaeng gained your heart. everything else is bonus.

TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000one billion good boys
LAUNCHPADpump.funfair launch for silly pup
TAX0 / 0nudaeng takes nothing but love
TICKER$NUDAENGthe one true derp

/// SUPPLY DISTRIBUTION (1,000,000,000 $NUDAENG) ///

community who love the silly pup70%
liquidity for smooth trading18%
team (just one dog)8%
accidentally eaten4%

*distribution verified by nudaeng. he had treats and forgot what he approved.

Nudaeng in a lab analyzing charts

the official $NUDAENG research department (he is confused but vibing)

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/lore/Forms of Nudaeng化身[Reply] [Watch] [Hide]

Sorted by: Derp level· 8 forms · infinite silly · all equally precious to us

Caveman Nudaeng洞穴
Caveman Nudaeng

discovered treats. shared with the boys. they loved him. good boi confirmed.

R: 412[Reply]
Karate Nudaeng格闘
Karate Nudaeng

black belt expert. uses power only for belly rubs. perfect warrior.

R: 888[Reply]
Spicy Nudaeng焦
Spicy Nudaeng

tasted a ghost pepper. regrets everything. still the goodest.

R: 666[Reply]
Chef Nudaeng調理
Chef Nudaeng

cooking is love. burnt the kitchen. it was worth it.

R: 777[Reply]
Fancy Nudaeng優雅
Fancy Nudaeng

learned fancy manners. immediately drooled on the butler. 10/10 attempt.

R: 234[Reply]
Chill Nudaeng冷静
Chill Nudaeng

mastered the art of not caring. absolutely vibing. inspiration to us all.

R: 305[Reply]
Lab Nudaeng科学
Lab Nudaeng

became a scientist. discovered that he is very silly. peer reviewed.

R: 199[Reply]
Cosmic Nudaeng宇宙
Cosmic Nudaeng

king of the universe. holds the earth. still derp. perfectly balanced.

R: 95[Reply]
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nudaeng vs the parkAnonymous(Wed)23:59:00No.20000042OP
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Nudaeng looking scared and precious

>be nudaeng

>go to park

>see squirrel

>chase with 100% commitment

>squirrel is faster

>forget why i was running

>sit down. victory achieved?

>owner pets me. best day ever

this is the nudaeng way. he does not understand war, only love.

silly_energy(Thu)00:03:12No.20000043
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Nudaeng in a lab being a silly goose

>nudaeng enters science conference

>nobody invited him

>he sits anyway

>drools on the research papers

and that is how nudaeng accidentally became the lead researcher. blessing him was the highest honor.

tail wag energyAnonymous(Thu)00:07:45No.20000044

>nudaeng wags tail

>entire room receives the message

>everything is okay

>life has meaning

>we are blessed

THIS. THIS is what $NUDAENG represents.

crypto_journalist!based(Thu)00:11:30No.20000045

>nudaeng does anything

>it is infinitely precious

>nudaeng eats treat

>NFT mint instantly sells out

he doesn't understand the market. that is why he wins. we are merely pawns in his derp game.

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(they are all just "kek")

/ck/Nudaeng Cuisine & Treats食べ物[Reply] [Watch] [Hide]
ITT: we cook for nudaeng. nudaeng eats. all is blessed.ChefAnon(Fri)18:30:00No.30000777OP
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Nudaeng about to destroy a feast of treats

>make special treat for nudaeng

>he eats ALL of it instantly

>do not understand where it goes

>he is just a little dog

>stomach capacity is maximum infinity

nudaeng is the ultimate food critic. your cooking is blessed if he eats it. recipe below. it will be wrong. he does not care.

📜 RECIPE: "Nudaeng's Favorite Treats" (serves 1 perfect boy)

  1. 1Preheat treats to maximum yumminess.
  2. 2Add 1 billion pieces of kibble (one per token).
  3. 3Season with pure unconditional love.
  4. 4Serve with tail wags and full commitment to vibing.
  5. 5Present to nudaeng. observe his confusion and approval.
  6. 6Nudaeng does not critique. Nudaeng only appreciates. The meal is judged a success.
Nudaeng conducting a tasting

michelin star rating pending. nudaeng approved. mission accomplished.

>serve dinner to nudaeng

>his tail wags

>he eats everything

>achievement unlocked: PERFECT CHEF

rated 10/10 by nudaeng, ∞/10 by his devoted fans. that is the only review that matters.

🔥 142 anons have fed nudaeng this week

/rare/The Rarest Nudaengs珍犬[Reply] [Watch] [Hide]
RULES: post nudaeng rares only. all nudaeng photos are precious. hoarding is encouraged. screenshop and share the derp.
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> peak derp energy
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> he reached god status
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> research in progress
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> ready for the meeting
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> making the beat
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> ancient pup
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> cosmic energy
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> in his pod
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> everyone loves him
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> felt the heat
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> he is trying his best
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> og holder screenshot
/anon/Live Nudaeng Thread生放送[Reply] [Watch] [Hide]
● LIVE1,337bumps · page 1 · auto-refresh: ONぬだえんぐ ぬだえんぐ   NUDAENG IS WATCHING   ぬだえんぐ ぬだえんぐ   HE IS ALWAYS DERP   ぬだえんぐ ぬだえんぐ  
Anonymous(Nudaeng sees all)No.40001

nudaeng is perfection

derp_defender(Nudaeng sees all)No.40002

>own nudaeng >instantly wealthier than expected >spiritually blessed

Anonymous(Nudaeng sees all)No.40003

nudaeng just wagged his tail at me. my life is complete.

anon is typing...

by posting you agree nudaeng is the best boy and $NUDAENG will moon.

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